librabutch:

librabutch:

god grant me the serenity to do it to em

and the courage to accept that i had to

mrslean:

I hate when people ask me how I’m doin  I’m fuckin terrible thanks for reminding me.

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks. “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand

khayyr:

i came. i saw. i left early

vampireapologist:

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

dykeboots:

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

glossgender-deactivated20200405:

i am no longer baby i want power

havfiske:

havfiske:

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

lmaonade:

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol